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I suggest we call ghost busters.
I only know about the Twinkie teachings because I read about them here...Aparently, at an event, JZ/R stated that Twinkies had something in them that would guard your life/slow decay/keep you young/help with changing your molecular structure so you could not age or get sick...
So, students ran out asap to buy out Twinkies from all of the local stores. Wish I could remember which previous post or posts I read this on. I am sure someone else will be able to point you to them.
Reminds me of Woody Allen's film Sleeper - in the future, where our cryogenically frozen Hero wakes up, Banana Cream pies have been discovered to be optimally nutritious...
Stranger things have happened. Pizza, previously slammed as a worthless junk food, is now touted as highly beneficial, so long as you use whole wheat crust and not too much cheese.
Who knows, maybe there really is something in Twinkies???? But, it's sad to think that all those students would jump through so many hoops on JZ/R's say so, without question.
Lost In Space, thank you for responding. Twinkies? I am barely able to contain myself. Whatever happened to "consciousness and energy creates reality"? It's been replaced by twinkies and PROZAC?
You gotta be kidding me??!!! You mean Blue Body and Sir Robert and Greggypoo and all the rest of these idiots are chugging Twinkies because that freak Judy read that Twinkies have no shelf-life and the original Twinkie is still edible and under glass??!!!!
ROFL!!!! OMG!! OH MAN....(wipes tear from one good eye...)
That's just too priceless! I mean, rocks have a long shelf-life too...maybe they should all start EATTING DIRT!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I hear it's nutritious AND comes in a wide variety of flavors and color too! LMMFAO!!!!
(points at Ramsters and laughs....) And you morons actually PAY MONEY to listen to this crap. LOL!!!! That is just stunning. Absolutely stunning! What the hell is wrong with you that modern psychiatric medication can't cure?
ROFL.....so that's the "Twinkie Teaching"...LOLOL!!!!
Thanks, Lost...you just made my whole New Years.
LOL....Twinkies make you immortal....too funny.
Tyger, where did hampton read that twinkies have no shelf life? Forgive me folks but I cant stop laughing. School Of Enlightenment...twinkies at large..OMG. It's too much!
Hey, K--- products have a HALF LIFE of 100 years...not exactly causing immortality of the product, but, yet, 200 years more life, who wouldn't go for it, if preservatives in food will preserve us???
Hint, K---, makers of a generic macaroni and cheese dinner. Go get em!!!!
It's one of those "items of interest" or "did you know that..." topics that was popular about thirty or so years ago. I recall my parents gabbing about it. One of those urban myth things that isn't really a myth at all, it's true. Twinkies are full of so much crap that's artificial that the original one is still there, ready to be eaten by some college archaeology undergrad a thousand years from now.
That "school" is full of more crap than a Christmas goose. "TO TWINKIES.............AND BEYOND!!!!"
ROFL!!!! Talk about a "Toy Story".....LOLOL!!!!
I cant stop laughing!!! What rocket scientist came up w/it? OMG
dont anyone tell the hampsters that anti freeze will keep em warm in winter and cool in summer! The cool-aid isn't far away.
With my psychic powers, I will now make a stunning predicition.
I saw a show a while back on The Learning Channel, about a Buddhist sect whose Monks believe that mortification of the flesh leads to enlightenment. In their main temple, is a mummy...not just any mummy though. One of their leaders went through a mummification process, while still alive!!!! He achieved this by starving himself, and then, eating nothing but pine needles and pine bark. It worked!!! Upon his death, his body did not putrify, and is still in pretty much the same state as when he passed, years after the fact.
So, if eating massive amounts of pine needles and bark could have that effect, wouldn't small quantities be a great idea????
Coming soon to an event near you.
lost in space, for real? on the learning station? pine needles huh- no thanks ive been green enough.
Yes, they showed the Mummy...looked old and a little shrivelled, but then, he was reportedly elderly and wasting away when he passed.
Going to look up pine in a book I have, A Modern Herbal (which is not really modern, but does give a comprehensive listing of the medicinal, commercial, chemical and folkloric properties of many plants) - I'll get back to you.
lost in space, in mississippi i encountered pine trees that actually smelled like kerosene and was used as starter wood for fires. however, twinkies is a much softer approach.
No wonder it smells like kerosene, pine is used to make (among a bunch of other things) tar and turpentine.
I have read through the various species of pine trees in my book...there are indeed medicinal properties attributed to pine, and decoctions from various parts of it are used externally and internally for a whole host of ailments - but no suggestion that it will make you immortal.
Twinkies are certainly a softer approach. Ever sat on one? Better than sitting on tar...cleans up real nice, lol.
RSE makes "The Exorcist" look like "The Sound of Music"....
They should re-name it. "Ramtha's School of Idiocy and Demonology".
lost in space, can you imagine wine ceremonies w/twinkies? OMG squished into the floor? being stepped on? LOL
.....imagine what the porta-potties and the restrooms would look like with all that red wine and twinkie puke decorative touch that JZ has going on up there.
lost..i will let ya know how the pine works. gonna put a wreath on my wounded foot-possible it's broken. i tripped over a twinkie.