Where your nightmares end, Willard begins....

Mitten? Else, "Mitt" is the swedish word for "mine", like in "you shall obey me, this country is mine". Time to call in James Pond and his new cool mate, Queen E..

Willard Mitten Romney...that kinda has a ring to it... not. Especially not at an inauguration ceremony in January 2013, cringe, if we all survive December 21, 2012! ;-) And yeah, B, I know that "mitt" means "my" or "mine" for a neuter noun in Swedish, instead of "min" for the rest. I have a Swedish ex, don't forget. Even if I didn't, I could understand a lot of Swedish from knowing Danish. And don't say a word about the funny "r"s paa dansk, OK? I've heard it all before, believe me! ;-)

James Pond?? Nevah hoid of 'im! ;-)

Willard Mitt Romney....I actually looked it up, seems they came up with Mitt as a shortened version of Milton, who was one of his uncles.

Now how did Mittens and Annie of "you people" fame come up with Tagg for one of their sons?

Or, in other pressing concerns, how did Death Panel Sarah and her first dude come up with Track and Trig?