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GOLF! IT’S EASY.
I cleaned and washed my ball last night,
I hope and prey for accurate flight,
my bag is spotless, my clubs are clean,
today im going to realise a dream.
At the crack of dawn I raise my head,
Checking to see the missus aint dead,
Sparrows atwitter and taking the mick,
Today that golf course im gonna lick.
On the first tee I step up with pride,
I know it all, theres no need to hide,
ive got it this time that’s for sure,
right arm close get some draw.
A quick look round to see there all hear,
Todays the day i‘ll make that clear,
Just swing away and let it flow,
Zing ball zing like arrow from bow.
When I look down the balls still there,
My club head met with nothing but air,
The boys stay strait faced, eyes aglow,
Well,well,well, the lords mayors show.
This clubs bent I swear for sure!
I aint buying Ping no more!
You carry on lads its going to rain,
My old back aches started again.jb a coy 3 para.
© 2003JB
